An aspiring writer trapped in the body of a code monkey.

Welcome to my website! This is where I pretend to be a creative writer. I occasionally post some ramblings that might make for an entertaining read. Any actual entertainment is purely coincidental and shouldn’t be mistaken for talent or expected to be the norm.

Besides that, I pay for coffee and rent with my day job as a computer whisperer. I never read the manual so I don’t know if the computer likes what I’m whispering. Most of the time it works out. If not, just buy a new computer (don’t ever open vim).

Let’s see how long it takes a code monkey to type out Shakespeare. That was a bad joke, but if you liked it, you might like what I write about, which is also a bad joke in a different way.